I have a filthy mouth. I tend to say things that should not be spoken, thought of or even dreamed of. I have a terrible memory, so why not write them down? My boyfriend makes the joke "put that on the list of things not to tell your boyfriend." This is that list.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
"if i douche and you put a cucumber in me, do you think it will turn into a pickle?"
Hi, I'm Loryn aka Lauren aka Ryn. I live in the Chicago burbs and I'm crazy. Welcome to my blog of my inner thoughts that I don't normally express...until now.
::shudder::
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