him: we're not having sex tonight
me: typical
him: so sue me
me: can....can i?
him: for what? my hat?
me: which one?
Thursday, June 17, 2010
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I have a filthy mouth. I tend to say things that should not be spoken, thought of or even dreamed of. I have a terrible memory, so why not write them down? My boyfriend makes the joke "put that on the list of things not to tell your boyfriend." This is that list.