i'm laying in his bed with no pants on and the blanket over me
me: *pulls blanket away* so are we gonna do this
him : *facepalm*
me: we can light a candle
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I have a filthy mouth. I tend to say things that should not be spoken, thought of or even dreamed of. I have a terrible memory, so why not write them down? My boyfriend makes the joke "put that on the list of things not to tell your boyfriend." This is that list.
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- Hi, I'm Loryn aka Lauren aka Ryn. I live in the Chicago burbs and I'm crazy. Welcome to my blog of my inner thoughts that I don't normally express...until now.
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- We were out to dinner with a friend. i had ordered...
- [16:23] me: would you say my tits are rat size or ...
- ** as we're on the way of out one of my fave place...
- Him: I'm not trying to have s serious conversation...
- **talking about how everyone is having babies...an...
- i'm laying in his bed with no pants on and the bla...
- (11:51:05 PM) him: ok hun, Im gonna watch a movie ...
- Me: I'm hairy. I can make a teepee with my vagina
- me: so what specifically did i say to offend you? ...
- Very tall man approaches us Dude: it smells like ...
- Me: I love when you bone me Him: You love it when ...
- Me: ya know what would be cool to play with this w...
- [10:35] Me: i'm dying [10:35] Him<3: well its been...
- My boyfriend just shaved mutton chops, they are ad...
- Me: So I was watching this porn... Him : *eyes of ...
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